How many people know what an Apple watch actually does? Not me. As an apple developer, who has developed literally hundreds of apps, I'm stumped. Apparently you can use it to send a heartbeat to somebody else, if they also drank the kool-aid. Or maybe the Apple watch is just good for making you look cool... like, in a spendy trendy way? Conversation starter at a party. Hmm... What else? I remember when the iPad came out, I saw this bit by Pee Wee Herman, where he was wondering what to do with it and then he had his robot, Conky, using the iPad as a party drink tray. Haha. Pee Wee is hilarious. No offense to Apple, I love all Apple products.