How Sex And Airplanes Will End Racism Forever by Howtosuckatlife. Dinosaur: 'Hey. It's okay to read this comic. Nobody here is racist.' Children of today are growing up in a world that is less-concerned with skin color than ever before. Old-fashioned racism is going the way of the dinosaurs, and human compassion is on the rise. Man: 'Ugh! Smells like racism!'' Dinosaur: 'Oh hey, I'm not...' It's as simple as the COLOR wheel you learned in Kindergarten. Yellow + Blue equals Green. We all learned in Kindergarten that yellow plus blue is green. But instead of mixing primary colors like blue and yellow, let's see what happens when you mix skin tones like brown, white and red. According to the skin color wheel, white plus brown equals tan. And guess what? By looking at the skin color wheel, we can see that all skin colors combine to become one single color: tan. White plus brown equals tan. Red plus brown equals tan. Red plus white equals tan. In other words... ALL COLORS of human skin combines are tan. So basically people whose skin color is brown, white, yellow, red, peach, orange, etc. are going to genetically combine their colors together. What technology makes this possible? Sex and airplanes. Since humans discovered sex, we have been making babies. And today we have affordable air travel, so people can travel all over the world. Unlike our ancestors, you and I can move to another country, get married to someone who is another color, and make babies. Person 1: Wow! That was fun. Person 2: Let's do that again! Think about it. At some point all the babies will be the same color: TAN. If everybody's the same skin color, there's nobody to be racist against. A world without racism will be a better world for everyone. Even dinosaurs. Man: Take that, racist! (punches dinosaur) Dinosaur: Oof! But I'm not racist! I'm just a visual metaphor for old-fashioned ideas! Man: Sorry, how 'bout a hug? (man hugs dinosaur).
