'New Ride' aka Tesla Model X Gullwing comic. I have personally test-driven a Tesla. It is an unforgettable experience. I really want to get the Model X! As you can see in the comic, the gullwings can flap very fast like a hummingbird and propel you into the stratosphere. No, of course they don't do that. Not yet. But I'm sure their engineers will see this comic and get right on it! Seriously though, the Tesla Model X is what I'm going to use my webcomics millions for. Aw yeahhhh!!! Practically speaking, I don't have covered parking at my current apartment or access to an outdoor electrical outlet, so I would need to move to a new place in order to accommodate the Tesla Model X. And it would be worth it. Just for Ludicrous mode! In case you haven't heard, Ludicrous mode is extremely fast acceleration. Basically, you put your foot on the pedal and it's like the Superman ride at Six Flags! Ludicrous mode feels like a roller coaster - in a good way. And even when you don't need to be a speed demon, the Tesla is a dream to drive. Really enjoy the whisper quiet engine and the big ipad controller. Not everybody can afford a Tesla. They are pretty expensive. Well, the new models are going to make going green in style more affordable than ever. A few people in my circle plunked down their deposits recently for the Model 3 which is set for release in late 2017. But even if you're like me and you can't afford it today, you can still get the experience of driving one of these bad boys. I don't live life thinking I need to own every toy I see. There are a lot of things in the world that I would like to have but I might never have. That's cool. I still enjoy my life every single day. But whenever possible, I do want to give myself the experiences I desire. So if you're like me, and you just want to feel what it's like behind the wheel of this amazing vehicle, just go to a local Tesla dealership and ask for a test drive. It's that easy. Seriously, do it. You'll be glad you did. I hope you will do this. Make sure you dress the part - i.e. put on some nice clothes so you look like you might be able to afford to buy. When you have done the test drive, you'll have an amazing memory. That memory is yours to keep, forever. Then when you hit the lottery, march yourself back down to the Tesla dealership and take ownership of the Tesla you deserve. Awww yeahhhhh! Hummingbird mode!!!
